(Editor’s Intro: Chris Sims was recently diagnosed with a Skin Cancer condition which, thankfully, turned out to be minor and treatable by facial surgery. This post is a virtual get well card and we would really appreciate for you to share a few kind words with us and sign it)
(Post publication edit: Turns out that Chris’ truck betrayed him and had to cancel the surgery and push it to next week… so let’s make this card a “we’re behind you” card then!)
We at Critical Hits, all our readers and fans would like to wish you a rapid recovery for what the “authorities” called a treatable growth. Rest assured that we all know the truth and support you with your fight against the spawns of the Far Realm. We know what invaded your stoic visage right after this unfortunate encounter with an overripe piece of Brie cheese in your refrigerator a few months ago.
Know that we all sent secret prayers to our deity, meditated upon our respective spiritual philosophies and harnessed our power sources of choice to unify our voices to aid your surgeon and crew. Thus, we hope she doesn’t score 3 failures before the required 8 successes that is this challenge of fending off the growing Fell Taint from your handsome face.
Rest assured, we all believe that the big DM in the sky is way less of a killerDM than some of your friends and former colleagues.
We look forward to seeing you back again on your feet and on the pages of this here website.
Phil & Dave on behalf of the whole Critical Hits crew, friends and readers.
Art graciously offered by Jared Von Hindman