[This round is over, go vote in the FINAL ROUND]
Eight groups enter, only four will advance. The epic battle to determine what is the coolest thing of all rages on. Some unexpected warriors have made it this far, but they still have difficult battles ahead of them.
Below are the four match ups for the week. Remember to vote for WHO YOU WANT TO WIN! Six of you still have a shot at winning the grand prize… get the word out for everyone to vote!
Ninjas vs. Dragons
The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people… but dragons are not people. Shuriken were no match for dragon’s scales, and the ninjas were vaporized by the dragon’s flame. WINNER: Dragons
Cowboys vs. Vampires
Wooden bullets and holy water bullets proved to be completely unfeasible. They trusted in vampire proof hats sold to them by a snake-oil salesman, which didn’t deliver. The vampires feasted well that night. WINNER: Vampires
One of the tougher matches we’ll see. Dragons may have the advantage of pure power, but vampires are notoriously difficult to get rid of. The problem is that both the combatants are patient and long lived adversaries… will we see a conclusion to this battle in our lifetimes?
Badass Action Heroes vs. Jedi
They had automatic weapons. They had powerful martial arts skills. They had fast cars and faster women. Unfortunately, all those are insignificant compared to the Force. WINNER: Jedi
Slashers vs. Robots
Jason stood there for days trying to hack away at their hard metal shells. Freddie tried to enter their dreams. Mike Myers tried to bite them. It wasn’t until Pinhead came at them with a bucket of water did they activate weapons systems and mow them down once and for all. WINNER: Robots
It’s been pointed out before that we’ve seen Jedi versus Robot fights plenty of times. But maybe, they were just trying to lull the Jedi into a false sense of security. Robots are well programmed in “acceptable losses”…
Pegasi vs. Secret Agents
If only you could have seen this battle. Secret Agents leaping off from tall buildings, grabbing onto the legs of Pegasi, steering them into walls then leaping off at the last second. No, wait, they just used guns. WINNER: Secret Agents
Wizards vs. Space Rebels
“It’s a Fire Trap!” The space rebellion tried to overthrow the tyranny of the Magocracy, but was no match for… oh, let’s say Meteor Swarm. WINNER: Wizards
This may seem a bit one-sided. But remember, wizards have to sleep for a long time to re-memorize spells, giving the Secret Agents ample time to strike.
Super Scientists vs. Pirates
“Arrr, we shall be singing tales for many a year of boarding the great steam-ships and cutting down the scurvy scientists. They tried to fire their fancy rayguns at us, but they was no match for a flintlock and a cutlass.” WINNER: Pirates
Giant Animals vs. Predators
Where does an 800 pound gorilla lie down to die? Answer: anywhere the predator wants him too. WINNER: Predators
Yes, PvP at last! You’d think that after defeating Cthulhu that all the Pirates battles would seem easy in comparison. But they may meet their match in the ultimate hunters.