This is both funny and sad at one time. A 76 year old man went door-to-door posing as a doctor and offering freee breast examinations. The man had some cahonies, but what is most jaw-droppingly amazing about this story is that at least two women agreed (and possibly more)!

Yes, we finally have a scientific answer to that age-old question, what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
The article is actually rather old, having been created in 2003, but it is still an excellent scientific jaunt into the world of avian airspeeds.
For those not wanting to read the article, swallows (both the [...]

Imagine, if you will, this: a well known World of Warcraft player dies, so the members of his Guild or whatever log in his character, get together by a beach, and pay their respects to the dearly departed. Now imagine that a rival Guild decides this would be an awesome opportunity to wipe out said [...]

Holy crap, is this documentry on so-called WWASP camps hideously disturbing.
The documentary is very well done, though of course it betrays its bias (the evil music during the times when the talking heads of the WWASP speak is particularly amusing). I’m inclined to believe this at face value, however; it’s far, far too similiar to [...]

A hilarious article that does an excellent job pointing out the flaws and hipocracy of those idiotic Pro Lifers. It comes with an amazing set of links in the article that illustrate it well (especially the whole ‘Pro Life Protesters show up in abortion clinics’ article). Defintely worth a read.

Ask a Ninja. You know you want to.

Check out this wonderful list of “Wifely Expectations” from a guy in Iowa who kidnapped his wife.
My personal favorite bits here is the part at the end stating that “this is not a contract”, despite requiring the signature of his wife and the requirement regarding taking naughty photos of “sets no less than five”. There’s [...]

According to Gamespot, Oblivion has finally gone gold!
I think I speak for everyone everywhere (well, everyone who isn’t a ninny) when I say: WOOOO!
Of course, we should wait for confirmation from a certain architect who works in the same building as Bethesda Softworks. But still… WOOOHOO!

Hysterical.