The Honor of the Salesman

This is a scary costume to me at least.

I'll be glad to sell you any of my old uniforms for half the price they want for that. And you don't even have to pay shipping.

This one comes via my friend Ryan, and I thought it was good enough to repost:

"had my first real customer complaint the other day... and I've never felt better about it. I was helping out in the copy center, shipping a package for a family. They seemed "hamilton folk" enough. Man of the family gets a call on his cell phone... seems to be short with the person on the phone and hangs up angrily. In front of everyone he says, "fucking niggers"... and then proceeds to say that phrase a few more times, and the wife agrees with the two children within earshot... I had already shipped the package and was printing the receipt out... but at that point, I basiclly threw it at them.... shocked, I sit there dumbfounded for awhile and then head back to the tech center... those fuckwads come back up to me and ask me for help finding dell ink. I tell them to their face "I refuse to help you people. You are going to have to get it yourself"
...and they go and complain about me not helping them.

I thought I'd share, because Ryan's totally the man.