The Honor of the Salesman

...that people think that when entrusting me with their very expensive documents to make copies of they think it's a better idea to be rude than to be super nice. I mean, it's not like if I got pushed over the edge, I couldn't rip up those thousand dollar geneology reports and quit, right? And of course I'll give you my best job and fairest pricing if you're a bitch.

Ha.

"I'd like six copies of this."
"OK, give me a minute."
...
"Here are your prints."
"Alright, I want them on this paper."
And how do you propose I do that after they're printed?

Customer (n.): Someone who refuses to read. See also illiterate ignoramous.