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Inquisition of the Week: Gaming Quote Finalists

Submitted by The Game on Monday, 23 June 2008No Comment

Two weeks ago, we asked what your favorite version of D&D is. Among those who have come to our site and voted, 44% chose the brand-spanking new 4th edition. Following behind is 3.5 (and associated branches) at 30%. 2e was third at 9%, with 3.0 being last (behind the non-D&D players.) Very interesting stuff- while this is in no way scientific (and in fact people who like 4e are probably the most likely to be searching for it and coming across our site), almost 50% saying it’s their favorite after it just came out is pretty impressive.

Of course, last week, we started our Funny Gaming Quote contest. After some intense discussions between Bartoneus and I (a fistfight may have broken out), we have somehow been able to narrow the field down to three finalists. It is up to you, the voting public, to determine who the prize of Funniest Gaming Quote (and some Amazon cash) goes to.

Drum-roll please…

Which of these gaming quotes is the funniest?

  • Player: "What did you say about foreplay and fornication?"
    DM: "I said it was FULL PLATE of FORTIFICATION." (44%, 61 Votes)
  • Village Chieftan: "Welcome! We have awaited your arrival! Our oracle told us of your coming long ago…"
    Player: [interrupting] "We don't DO side quests." (41%, 57 Votes)
  • "Critical strike… oh fuck it is wearing pants." (15%, 21 Votes)

Total Voters: 139

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Happy Turtle, Avaril, and Tommi provided us with hilarity, now choose which among them shall receive the honor. (And to the three of you, get out the vote!)

Voting will end next Sunday just before Midnight. The contest rules are on the previous post.

Good luck to the finalists!

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TheGame is Dave Chalker, a lifelong gamer, Master of Arts in Publications Design, and son of Jack L. Chalker. Dave is the Editor-in-Chief of Critical Hits and Executive Director of the RPG Bloggers Network. He is the envy of geeks everywhere because he's dating e, the Geek's Dream Girl. (Email Dave or follow him on Twitter).

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