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“You’re a disgrace to Tauren culture,” said the shaman Lolhamburger

Submitted by The Game on Friday, April 18, 20082 Comments

Normally I don’t link to Penny Arcade, since telling gamers to read Penny Arcade is like telling ninjas to sneak around: it’s just gonna happen anyway.

Today’s column is well worth reading and recommending. The results of their “Exactly 10 Words about WoW” contest were posted today. There’s some really good ones in there, both if you’re a fan of Azeroth or if you’re just a fan of really short stories. There’s even one that evokes Hemmingway’s original:

“Please, use this training sword. My son never got to.”

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Bartoneus said:

Cries notwithstanding, the thunderous pounding of feet was unmistakable: “Murlocs.”

Goldshire stank, like cheap sex and the ego of newbs.

I like those two in particular. I am not surprised at all that my entry doesn’t stack up, but it IS based on a true story (that Steve the Foodist is responsible for):

She awoke, naked, in Blackrock Spire with her hearthstone gone.

- 18 April 2008 at 2:08 pm

OriginalSultan said: