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Just like me, 38% of you will be starting a new campaign when D&D fourth edition comes out. 24% people are going to stay with 3.5, though not necessarily for reasons that are anti-4e. Those who don’t play D&D and those who will do whatever the DM decides (including several of the players in my current game) got some decent votes too.
I just happened to come across something today that we just couldn’t believe: one of our D&D in-joke classes ended up being published in a supplement. Yes, someone got paid money to design the Master of Immovable Rods (expert of the rod-in-the-throat maneuver).
I have no explanation for why I want to know:
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18 Responses to “Inq. of the Week: Save vs. Rod/Staff/Wand”
Posted: Feb 11th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I believe I have run a game with that included this whole list… minus a holy avenger and portable hole.
Posted: Feb 11th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Everything but the staff and the avenger in the last D&D game I played…I voted Immovable Rod, because I make the most use of that…
Posted: Feb 11th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
A better question, is it ribbed for her pleasure? or for the bonus damage?
Posted: Feb 11th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Is the Apparatus of Kwalish what gets used in the Portable Hole?
Posted: Feb 11th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Hmm…new connotation…same answer…interesting…
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:21 am
I voted for the apparatus…but what about my Deck of Many Things?!
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Oh, and what was that robe (it was in a supplement I can’t recall atm) where you would pull a patch off of it and it would give you some terrible/hilarious item? Anyone know and could link it for us if its somewhere on the interweb?
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Methinks you’re missing something, though Deck of Many Things is a close one if you change a vowel.
And you’re thinking of the Robe of Useless Items.
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Ok, this is a very male-biased poll (pole?).
It’s very hard to equate most of these to the female “personality”, save the portable hole. However, I choose the Holy Avenger, because damnit, that’s awesome. I’m such a pally lover. *coughVOTEFORHUCKABEEcough*
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 10:18 am
I tried, I really did, there just weren’t as many fun items for balance in the DMG.
And don’t you dare bring the political debate onto my website!
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 10:54 am
“Fuckabees”…
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Size alteration!
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I only understood the connotation by the time I read the eleventh comment. I work too much.
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Does anyone know what’ll happen if you put an Immovable Rod into a Portable Hole?
Seriously, how has no one asked this question yet?
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Weee!…I’m #11!…
Immovable Rod + Portable Hole = Movable, but still rigid, Rod…
I just wonder what happens when you use the Staff of Size Alteration to shrink the Rod of Lordly Might/Splendor…I suspect one ends up with a Rod of Serfly Mediocrity/Content…you can get that from one of the patches, me thinks…
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
“I just wonder what happens when you use the Staff of Size Alteration to shrink the Rod of Lordly Might/Splendor…I suspect one ends up with a Rod of Serfly Mediocrity/Content…you can get that from one of the patches, me thinks…”
It’s not the size of the Rod that matters, but how you use it!
Posted: Feb 12th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
True that…
Posted: Feb 15th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I’m surprised after 17 comments there wasn’t one “portable hole + your mom” joke.
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