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Submitted by joshx0rfz on Thursday, October 26, 20065 Comments

YourMomGoesToCollegeYour mom jokes are no longer funny!

And yes, I know my mom isn’t funny.

Feel free to comment!

Wikipedia contributes the following wisdom.

As can be seen, a clever use of the “your mom” format of the joke can defy this newsflash. A mechanical “your mom” response will from now on be seen as shitting out of your mouth.

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Josh was never born, he is, was and always will be. He is the solution to the Prime Mover dilemma. He plays video games entirely too much and his opinion to knowledge ratio is out of whack. Meaning, too much opinion, not enough knowledge.

5 Comments »

  • Bartoneus said:

    Nothing will ever stop “I ghost-rode your Mom last night…” from being funny.

    NOTHING.

    Plus I have to give it to wiki-pedia for the excellence:

    “Primates occupy an interesting ecological niche.”

    “I pri-mated with your mom’s ecological niche!”

  • The Game said:

    As Editor-In-Chief, I overrule your statement. But like all forms of art, there are good ones, and there are crappy, mechanical ones. Plus, like all artistic movement, there are also people who are going counter-culture by making deliberately bad your mom jokes (And has lead to the “John’s Mom” sub-genre.)

    In fact, by linking to the Wikipedia article, you’ve just exposed us to even more ones to use!

  • Sucilaria said:

    Your face is no longer funny.

  • Abe said:

    Well, your mom is rated E for … dangit Game

  • drscotto said:

    I mechanically sh** in your mom’s mouth last night.

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