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	<title>Comments on: Newsflash!</title>
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		<title>By: drscotto</title>
		<link>http://www.critical-hits.com/2006/10/26/newsflash/comment-page-1/#comment-1563</link>
		<dc:creator>drscotto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 21:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I mechanically sh** in your mom's mouth last night.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I mechanically sh** in your mom&#8217;s mouth last night.</p>
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		<title>By: Abe</title>
		<link>http://www.critical-hits.com/2006/10/26/newsflash/comment-page-1/#comment-1545</link>
		<dc:creator>Abe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, your mom is rated E for ... dangit Game</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, your mom is rated E for &#8230; dangit Game</p>
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		<title>By: Sucilaria</title>
		<link>http://www.critical-hits.com/2006/10/26/newsflash/comment-page-1/#comment-1544</link>
		<dc:creator>Sucilaria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your face is no longer funny.</description>
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		<title>By: The Game</title>
		<link>http://www.critical-hits.com/2006/10/26/newsflash/comment-page-1/#comment-1543</link>
		<dc:creator>The Game</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As Editor-In-Chief, I overrule your statement. But like all forms of art, there are good ones, and there are crappy, mechanical ones. Plus, like all artistic movement, there are also people who are going counter-culture by making deliberately bad your mom jokes (And has lead to the "John's Mom" sub-genre.)

In fact, by linking to the Wikipedia article, you've just exposed us to even more ones to use!

&lt;img src="http://www.bitsbytespixelssprites.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/RatedE.jpg" /&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As Editor-In-Chief, I overrule your statement. But like all forms of art, there are good ones, and there are crappy, mechanical ones. Plus, like all artistic movement, there are also people who are going counter-culture by making deliberately bad your mom jokes (And has lead to the &#8220;John&#8217;s Mom&#8221; sub-genre.)</p>
<p>In fact, by linking to the Wikipedia article, you&#8217;ve just exposed us to even more ones to use!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.bitsbytespixelssprites.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/RatedE.jpg" /></p>
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		<title>By: Bartoneus</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nothing will ever stop "I ghost-rode your Mom last night..." from being funny.

NOTHING.

Plus I have to give it to wiki-pedia for the excellence:
&lt;blockquote&gt;"Primates occupy an interesting ecological niche."

"I pri-mated with your mom's ecological niche!"&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing will ever stop &#8220;I ghost-rode your Mom last night&#8230;&#8221; from being funny.</p>
<p>NOTHING.</p>
<p>Plus I have to give it to wiki-pedia for the excellence:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Primates occupy an interesting ecological niche.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I pri-mated with your mom&#8217;s ecological niche!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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