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The O said:

Woot! I’m a “Smart Paladin”.
” Valorous! Noble! Or possibly just a self-righteous jerk (but with the brains to keep you alive!)… You are a Smart Paladin!
Paladins are holy warriors. They are valorous defenders of the light. Unfortunately, most of them are so ardent in their defense they tend to meet sticky ends faster than you can say “rampaging red dragon.” Many people look up to Paladins, while others just consider them stuck up, overbearing, or self-righteous.
Fortunately for you, unlike most Paladins, you’re pretty smart. Which means that you’re more likely to fall into the “admired” category, rather than the “obnoxious” or “dead” categories.
Much like the crusades, you manage to combine violence and religion, though unlike the crusades, you add a healthy does of intelligence. You may be a staunch defender of the faith, a valorous champion of the weak, or the stuff that jihads are made of. Which ever one you are, just be happy that you�ve got the smarts to back it up and make it work.”
::Insert The Game claiming it is the “self-righteous jerk option”::
- 24 January 2006 at 7:32 pm
The Game (author) said:

I bet it’s the self-righteous jerk op…
Ah, crap.
…
Make a reflex save.
- 24 January 2006 at 8:36 pm
Elena99 said:

I feel like I should be insulted or something:
You’re an NPC! (Non-Player Character)
Sorry to say this, but you didn’t score high enough in any category to be assigned a class. Simply put: You have no class.
But, hey, don’t take it too badly. After all, NPCs live much longer than adventurers! Just stay away from spell-slinging lunatics and hungry dragons and you’ll be fine!
- 24 January 2006 at 9:38 pm
The Main Event said:

I’m a wizard.
- 24 January 2006 at 11:50 pm
Bartoneus said:

You’re the bastard love-child of Elminster and Drizzt Do’urden!
You kick ass in the greatest of ways, and you’re the smartest mo-fo this side of the universe. Laying waste to whatever you choose, any woman can be yours, and your wang puts a storm-giant to shame.
Your spellbook is sewn from the skin of a million kobold babies, and your weapons were forged through the sheer force of your amazing intellect.
The only creature you have to fear is the almighty Food-mage, for his jerkies are delicious and quite savory.
- 25 January 2006 at 7:43 am
DarthCthulhu said:

Apparently, I’m a grouchy Wizard.
37% Combativeness, 13% Sneakiness, 85% Intellect, 16% Spirituality
I’m probably Chaotic Evil, too.
- 25 January 2006 at 9:10 am
joshx0rfz said:

Wow, I think Bartoneus comment needs to be quoted as possibly the nerdiest thing ever said. It’s true though, Food-Mage makes excellent jerkies.
- 26 January 2006 at 2:47 am
The Game (author) said:

You seem to have gotten some words mixed up. Allow me to correct them.
“Wow, I think Bartoneus comment needs to be quoted as possibly the JERKIEST thing ever said. It’s true though, Food-Mages make excellent NERDS.”
- 26 January 2006 at 11:08 am
Bartoneus said:

You are The Game!
You’ve scored lower then humanly possible on every single bracket! You even got negative 5% on intelligence! You’re so stupid! You must be like, stupider then dirt. Let’s not forget that you scored 500% on being a big-fat dork who loves him some DDR, plus you smell like poop all the time except when you smell like LOTS of poop. There’s no human expression phonetically capable of displaying what a sad piece of crap you are, way to go. Jerk.
Arch-nemesis: The O and The Bastard Love-child of Elminster and Drizzt Do’urden.
What an ass, seriously, biggest ass ever. You will never find a more wretched hive of ass and jerkiness.
- 26 January 2006 at 5:59 pm

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